Pay-to-Play Press Tee

Nothing says “industry credibility” like a perfectly timed feature nobody asked for and everybody side-eyes. The Pay-to-Play Press Tee is a walking indictment of the cannabis PR machine, where “earned media” somehow comes with an invoice and a strategy deck.

This shirt doesn’t whisper. It calls out every ghostwritten quote, every “exclusive” that was bought, and every founder pretending their Forbes moment was organic. Clean design, zero subtlety, maximum disrespect.

Wear it to conferences, investor meetings, or anywhere someone starts a sentence with “we’ve been getting a lot of press lately.” Watch who laughs, and more importantly, who doesn’t.

Because in this industry, exposure isn’t earned. It’s budgeted.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping