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Blazing‑hot headlines ripped from the rolling tray before the ink—or the joint— has a chance to dry.

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Seth Yakatan Is a Time-Traveler Who Cheated at Cannabis History (And Honestly, That Checks Out)

He didn’t cheat the game — he just played it a few centuries early.

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We Sent a Ganjier to a Trap House: Here’s What Happened

Filed in a haze by your disoriented correspondent, live from somewhere between certified and certified fucked.

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Yellow fake cannabis ad for Uncle’s Garage OG by Heartburn Labs — ‘Slow burning like your last divorce’ tagline with joint an

The Influencer Apocalypse: Washed-Up Weed Stars Convert a Dead Mall Into a Trap House, Get Raided Like It’s 2008

SEATTLE, WA — In a bold experiment in professional delusion and THC-induced dementia, a cast of washed-up cannabis influencers—led by...

From Toddlers to Terpenes: Michael Halow and the Missouri Microbusiness Meat Wagon

By Boof du Jour Investigations Desk “Empowering communities, one back-alley handshake at a time.” ST. LOUIS, MO — In the twisted,...

Cannabis Companies Raise Prices Citing Tariffs, Musk Tweets, and Mercury in Gatorade

By Boof du Jour Staff Inflation-choked, terp-deprived, and financially abused In an industry where a stale eighth already costs more...

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Acreage CFO Invents New Accounting Genre: Financial Fan Fiction

A visionary in creative math, Acreage’s CFO bypasses traditional reporting in favor of vibes, ambition, and whatever QuickBooks lets you rename.

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New Edible Guidelines Clarified — Only Animal and Body Part-Shaped Treats Now Permitted

In a bold regulatory move, officials confirm THC is only safe when delivered via neon bears, sour worms, or chewy dismembered limbs—anything adult-looking will be met with fines and confusion.