The Full Boof

Michigan cannabis workers can now pay rent to pretend they still work in weed. Introducing BudSpace: Wi-Fi, exposed brick, no job. Just vibes.

We hit the streets of Bangkok to investigate Thailand’s cannabis policy nightmare. The laws change weekly, the ministers are stoned, and the tourists have no idea what they’ve walked into. It’s like getting high in the middle of a bureaucratic improv class.

One JuicyFields scammer is still free, still rich, and still pitching bullshit from an Airbnb in Spain. We found him. He rolled a blunt. We rolled tape.

Lexachrom, a New York cannabis testing lab, bailed mid-recall after clearing toxic flower for shelves. No answers, no arrests. Our field correspondent digs into the empty lab, vanished CEO, and broken regulatory state that let it all happen.

New York approved over 150 dispensaries too close to schools. Now they’re making licensees fight for survival in a real-world cannabis Hunger Games. This Field Dispatch goes inside the madness — Tributes, districts, and all.

We visited three Connecticut weed shops—one legal, one sketchy, one pretending to sell hemp—and met the same dealer at every single one. Welcome to the John Paul multiverse.

Columbia Care just sponsored the Tulsa Taints—the first pro team backed by a weed brand. It went exactly how you’d expect: poorly, publicly, and soaked in expired marketing buzzwords.

Vegas banned smoking in cannabis lounges. The black market threw a celebration. We were there—in the fumes, the chaos, and the ridiculous compliance charade.

Glass House Farms is under fire after ICE agents raided the site for child labor. A worker is dead, hundreds arrested, and the CEO is still spinning mids into “innovation.” Boof du Jour reports from the crime scene disguised as a grow op.

Boof du Jour embedded at the scene where cannabis dreams came to rot. Dateline: Adelanto, CA I’m standing in what was supposed to be the...

The weed is mid, the vibes are tense, and I paid $75 to be judged by a man in loafers named Chadwick. Welcome to luxury cannabis for...

Filed from a bunker somewhere under Bentonville, Arkansas, where the kush is mid, the vibes are worse, and the C-suite just went full...

Live from Cell Block D, where the blunt rotation has outlasted two hunger strikes and a stabbing By the time you read this, I will still...

The DEA said weed might be worse than meth. So we gave out both and kept score. For science. By your Boof du Jour field correspondent,...

UK Border Force Introduces Frequent Flier Program for Dumbasses With Dank in Their Duffle LONDON, ENGLAND —  I’m reporting live from...

Filed in a haze by your disoriented correspondent, live from somewhere between certified and certified fucked. ST. LOUIS — 10:43 P.M.,...

A Logistics Model so Unhinged it Somehow Makes DoorDash Look Like the Postal Service. TACOMA, WA —  I’ve just been nearly  run over by a...

Filed live from Atlantic City by your terp-scorched, eye-twitching Boof du Jour correspondent who just witnessed the SAP in action and...

I am Muskaline! I see all timelines! OSAGE BEACH, MO —  It’s 1:38 a.m. I’m hiding behind what I thought was a hay bale, but it’s just a...

Reporting live from the epicenter of a Cheech & Chong-level coverup By Boof du Jour Staff   Reporting live from the epicenter of a Cheech...