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Indonesian police display boxes of cannabis gummies labeled “869 grams” at a press conference, highlighting the absurdity of Jarred Shaw’s arrest and the country’s harsh drug laws.

Cop Math: How 132 Gummies Turn Into “Almost a Kilo” — and Maybe a Death Sentence

132 cannabis gummies. $400 in value. 869 grams on the police scale. A U.S. basketball player in Jakarta now faces life or death because of “Cop Math” — the global farce where a box of candy weighs more than human rights.

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Eaze dispensary reopening in San Francisco with a sad ribbon-cutting — tiny crowd clapping, delivery driver holding a “cash only” sign, and novelty scissors from Spirit Halloween — symbolizing the failed comeback after bankruptcy.

Eaze 2.0: From Billion-Dollar Hype to Haight Street Hospice

Eaze was once the “Uber of weed.” After bankruptcy and a fire sale, the brand has reappeared in San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury. But the comeback feels less like a rebirth and more like a hospice wing for a unicorn that investors already buried.

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Massachusetts town hall chaos as residents debate a ballot petition to end the $1.6B adult-use cannabis market, with protest signs and petitions visible.

Massachusetts Wants to Cancel Weed: $1.6 Billion on the Ballot

Massachusetts just certified a ballot petition to nuke its $1.6B adult-use cannabis industry. If it makes the ballot, every dispensary, cultivator, and brand in the state could be gone overnight. Welcome to the dumbest economic experiment since prohibition.

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Dimly lit Ohio Marijuana Card office with unsecured medical records on a computer screen and patient files scattered on the floor, symbolizing data leak negligence.

Ohio Marijuana Card Leaks Patient Data: A $200 Gatekeeper With a Dropbox Addiction

Ohio Marijuana Card, a $200-a-visit medical card mill, left sensitive patient records exposed online. Our exposé uncovers Dropbox idiocy, leadership failures, and regulatory silence — a perfect case study in cannabis compliance theater and corporate weed rot.

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Cannabis lab with falsified test data and audit documents, symbolizing the Assured Testing Labs scandal and Massachusetts regulatory failure.

DRY‑LABGED & PROBATIONED: ASSURED TESTING’S REINSTATEMENT ISN’T REFORM — IT’S A RIGGED COMEBACK

Assured Testing Labs buried 7,000+ contaminated samples, got caught, paid $300K, and now they’re back — with biweekly check-ins and a PR audit team. Trust the system? Hell no. This isn’t oversight. It’s regulatory damage control.

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BREZ founder arrested at nude beach while scouting team retreat for cannabis beverage startup

NUDE BEACH OFFSITE GOES SIDEWAYS: BREZ FOUNDER ARRESTED WHILE SCOUTING Q3 TEAM RETREAT

BREZ’s founder was arrested at a nude beach—but insiders say it was part of the brand’s radical transparency offsite. Just another day in cannabis wellness.

3 min read

TrapCam cannabis surveillance startup deletes footage when law enforcement arrives — dispensary security room chaos

TRAPCAM™: The First Surveillance Camera That Auto-Deletes Footage When It Detects a Cop

TrapCam™ claims to protect cannabis businesses—by deleting security footage if cops show up. It’s not compliance. It’s obstruction, sold as innovation.

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President Donald Trump stands at a cannabis industry fundraiser podium with stacks of cash, wearing a red “Make America Great Again” style hat, in front of a “Legalize & Monetize” banner, while executives applaud a $1 million donation. Satirical depiction of cannabis industry PAC corruption.

Marijuana Industry Just Paid $1 Million for a Back Rub from MAGA

Cannabis execs just wrote a million-dollar check to Trump’s Super PAC—and called it “advocacy.” We track the donor list, political spin, and the stench of desperation.

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