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Reach out. Buy a spot. Or let us make fun of you for free.
We don’t do algorithm worship.
We don’t serve up your ad next to crypto scams and hemp sock pitches.
We don’t even ask for a pitch deck.
If you’ve got something worth showing off, we’ll make sure the right people stare at it, click it, and remember it next time they’re placing a PO, reviewing a line sheet, or dragging someone in Slack.
Who Sees Boof du Jour?
They’re not just viewers—they’re participants. The same people your brand forgot to pay. The ones holding clipboards at buyer meetings, giving you shelf space—or taking it away. The ones who know the lab you faked, the distro you still owe, and the product that didn’t pass the sniff test. They’re already watching. And they’re not passive.
Brand Managers Who Know Better
They track impressions, worry about sentiment, and desperately hope you don’t end up in a Boof article.
Budtenders Who Still Give a Shit
The ones who know the menu, ask good questions, and still get ignored in budget meetings.
Retail Buyers
The ones doing the math. They open your emails, skim your sell sheets, and laugh at your markup.
People Chasing Unpaid Invoices
They know who pays late, who lies, and who’s getting dropped next week.
Industry Insiders Who Screenshot Everything
The ones who forward our posts to the group chat with a timestamp and a name.
Compliance Directors Who Hate This Website
And yet they never miss a post.
WHY BOOF?
Boof du Jour is the cannabis media brand people read when they’re tired of reading cannabis media.
We don’t publish sponsored fluff.
We don’t even like you that much.
We don’t chase brand approval.
But we’re trusted...
Because we’ve earned it the loud way:
• Real stories
• Real satire
• Real reach with the people who actually buy, sell, stock, and remember
That’s why the spoof ads get clicks.
That’s why your ad could work here.
This spot could’ve been yours. But you were busy ghosting your Net 30s.