Disclaimer

Since the dawn of time—give or take the invention of marketing—humans have misunderstood jokes. Some say it started when Og the Caveman painted a mammoth with human feet and got clubbed by his local chief of compliance. Ever since, we’ve been trapped in a cycle: the joke, the laugh, the angry letter, the correction, the lawsuit. But not here. Not today. Not ever.
 

Boof du Jour is a satire and commentary platform. It’s not a news outlet, not a compliance handbook, not a marketing agency (despite the suspicious amount of better branding than most cannabis companies), and it sure as hell isn’t a court-admissible publication. We write about real people, real companies, and real failures—often with made-up quotes, exaggerated scenarios, and layers of sarcasm so thick you’d need a dispensary dab tech to portion it properly.
 

We mix truth with parody, facts with hyperbole, and quotes with fever dreams. If you are unable to tell the difference, please contact your nearest sarcasm specialist—or simply close the tab.

All content published on Boof du Jour is satirical in nature and is intended for entertainment, commentary, and cultural criticism purposes only. While we cover real entities and real situations, we routinely use fabricated dialogue, composite characters, exaggerations, and plainly ridiculous scenarios as tools for critique. If you're unsure what’s real and what’s not, assume it's a blend—and take a walk.
 

Nothing we say should be taken as legal advice, business guidance, financial insight, hiring recommendations, product endorsements, career coaching, health information, or a substitute for professional common sense. If you make business decisions based on our content, we recommend also consulting your Magic 8 Ball for a second opinion.
 

We are not liable for any decisions, interpretations, or reactions—emotional, financial, or gastrointestinal—resulting from reading our articles.

Boof du Jour makes use of trademarked names, logos, and references to public-facing brands and individuals strictly under fair use protections for the purpose of satire, critique, and commentary. If your brand is mentioned and you feel hurt, defamed, or misrepresented, we encourage you to read the article again—slower—and consider whether your issue is with us or with your own press release.
 

We do not claim ownership over any third-party trademarks or logos. All rights are retained by their respective owners. We simply reserve the right to roast them mercilessly when they enter the public spotlight and act like assholes.

Any reference to a public individual, brand, license holder, regulator, consultant, founder, or “visionary” is not an accusation—it’s commentary. If you think we’ve crossed a line, we suggest checking whether you had to lie to cross yours.
 

Boof du Jour routinely paraphrases, fictionalizes, and distorts real-world behavior to highlight contradictions, expose hypocrisy, or provoke thought (and sometimes vomiting).

These depictions are not factual assertions. They’re literary devices. And if you're unfamiliar with those, you probably shouldn’t be running a cannabis company anyway.

By continuing to read, scroll, share, print, screenshot, text, repost, or cry over our content, you agree that:

• You understand this is satire.

• You acknowledge that any emotional damage you incur was likely self-inflicted.

• You accept that not every joke is for you.

• You know how to close a browser window.
   

We are not responsible for your interpretation of our content, your discomfort with criticism, or your belief that calling us “unprofessional” in the comments will change our editorial strategy.

It won’t. It never has. And frankly, it makes us funnier.

If you contact us with complaints, rants, cease-and-desist letters, or strongly worded opinions, you grant us permission to publicly mock, post, respond to, or ignore your message entirely at our discretion. You also acknowledge that sending an angry message to a satire site makes you part of the joke.
 

If you send us compliments, leaks, tip-offs, backroom screenshots, PowerPoints from failed pitch decks, compliance horror stories, or anything with the subject line "Don’t publish this," we will respect your privacy—but not your grammar.

Boof du Jour makes no guarantees that our content is accurate, current, unbiased, kind, profitable, safe for work, or even legible. We guarantee nothing but the Boof.
 

We are not responsible for your boss, your investors, your Board of Directors, your former Head of Cultivation, or your unpaid graphic designer who thinks our site is “mean.”

This site exists to make you laugh, think, wince, cringe, and question how the hell this industry still functions. We are not here to be polite. We are not here to spare feelings. And we are not here to be sued by people who willingly built a brand named “Blunt Monkeyz Premium Reserve.”
 

By continuing to use this website, you affirm that you understand, accept, and agree to the full terms of this disclaimer.
 

And if you don’t, we suggest switching to something more your speed—like a LinkedIn post about “conscious cannabis ecosystems.”