Accessibility Statement

We aim to make the Boof du Jour experience available to as many people as we can, including (but not limited to):

• The visually impaired

• The hearing impaired

• People using screen readers

• People using keyboards instead of mice

• People who accidentally clicked our site thinking it was something serious
   

We are actively working to conform to WCAG 2.1 Level AA standards, because that’s what responsible digital citizens do—even when their homepage features weed-themed pyramid schemes and legislative roasts written in all caps.

We’ve implemented a number of features across our site, including:

• Text alternatives for meaningful images

• Semantic HTML for assistive technologies

• Keyboard navigation support

• Sufficient contrast for readability (because we know how annoying light-gray-on-white is)

• Resize-friendly layout that doesn’t explode when you zoom in

• Avoidance of flashing content or sensory assaults (except the emotional ones)

Listen, we’re not perfect. Neither is this site. Despite our best efforts, there may be some accessibility gaps in certain content due to the following:

• Third-party embeds that do whatever they want

• Occasional images generated by AI that aren’t captioned as well as they should be

• Visual chaos caused by our obsession with sarcasm and bold headers

• The inherent limitations of a satire brand operating on a shoestring budget and a half-broken espresso machine
   

We're working on these. Constantly. Mostly while muttering swear words.

If you're having trouble accessing content on this site—or if something is preventing you from fully enjoying the circus—we genuinely want to know. While we don’t offer a customer service hotline or an email address staffed by exhausted interns, we do have a [Contact Form] that routes messages directly to our team.
 

We may not respond instantly (or ever, depending on your tone), but we absolutely monitor submissions and use them to improve site function, accessibility, and overall quality of satire delivery.
 

If you require specific accommodations or accessibility adjustments, please tell us through that form. We’ll do our best to resolve the issue with the same care and attention we bring to mocking cannabis licensing boards.

We’re not legally required to be funny, but we are required to take accessibility seriously. And we do. If you need accommodations, reach out and we will do everything within our power (and platform limits) to make your experience better.