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Florida Protects Poor Children From Legal Weed by Spending Their Health Care Money
A Florida grand jury traced $8.5 million from a settlement involving health care for low-income children into the campaign against marijuana legalization. The DeSantis administration cannot remember who authorized the transfer, but it remains extremely pleased with the result.
8 min read


Michigan City Opens Nation’s First Cannabis Privacy Zone, Monitored From 1,000 Angles
Madison Heights removes one Flock camera from a cannabis dispensary, creating a historic privacy zone where customers can show ID, join the loyalty program and complete a transaction beneath every other camera on the property.
6 min read


Backpackboyz Partners With BOOK IT! to Promote Childhood Literacy
After California recalls flower packaged with a collectible figurine, Backpackboyz finds the obvious solution: partner with BOOK IT! and count every eighth purchased as a completed book toward a free Personal Pan Pizza.
5 min read


University of Maryland Claims Ownership of “Terps,” Apple Expected to Sue Orchards Next
COLLEGE PARK, MD — The University of Maryland has sent a cease-and-desist letter to cannabis company Terps USA over its use of the word “Terps,” finally addressing one of the most serious intellectual property crises facing higher education today: people shortening the word terpenes.
4 min read


Headchange Launches Hash-Infused Chocolate Starfish, Finally Gives Missouri Consumers a Butthole They Can Trust
Missouri cannabis company Headchange has reportedly pushed solventless innovation into previously unexplored territory with the launch of Chocolate Starfish, a line of hash-infused chocolates shaped like tiny buttholes.
3 min read


BREAKING: Alabama Determines Medical Cannabis More Dangerous Than Whiskey, Cigarettes, and Gas Station Sushi Combined
MONTGOMERY, AL — In a bold new effort to protect public health from the terrifying dangers of government-approved medicine, Alabama regulators have reportedly concluded that medical cannabis now ranks somewhere between uranium and unpasteurized raccoon milk on the state's official Danger Scale.
2 min read


Cannabis Industry Launches $11.5 Million Social Equity Program for Donald Trump
Trulieve, Curaleaf, Verano, a Green Thumb subsidiary, an AYR-linked holding company, and Ascend gave $11.5 million to a Trump-linked PAC, finally revealing who corporate cannabis thinks deserves social equity funding.
8 min read


Michigan Cannabis Inventory Takes Company Retreat to Massachusetts
Michigan processor GCM Waypoint agreed to close after regulators alleged interstate cannabis transport, missing cartridges, empty tagged boxes, untagged material and major inventory failures.
8 min read
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