Privacy Policy

Boof du Jour was founded on two core principles: roast the cannabis industry to hell and back, and not be weird about your data while doing it.

We’re not here to track your third-cousin’s edibles purchase or sell your info to a vape brand run out of a car wash. We're here to post unhinged headlines, make powerful people uncomfortable, and occasionally ask for your email like it’s a blood oath.
 

If you’ve willingly entered your information into our contact forms, newsletter popups, or unmarked confessional booths scattered throughout the site, here’s what we collect, how we use it, and why you’ll probably be just fine.

Short answer: lightly, and never maliciously.
 

• Emails: To send you fresh content, limited-run merch drops, or shout into the void about the state of corporate weed.

• Site analytics: To figure out which headlines are doing numbers and which ones were clearly written high on CBN.

• Feedback forms/contact pages: So you can snitch on your employer, rat on your vendor, or just say “Boof is life” in a safe space.
   

That’s it. We’re not building a data profile. We’re building a dysfunctional media empire.

This site uses Google Analytics 4 (GA4) to collect anonymous data about how visitors use the site. That includes things like page views, scroll behavior, and clicks—not your name, not your weed strain of choice.
 

Google’s system uses cookies and browser signals to help us understand traffic patterns and improve the site. No personally identifiable info is tracked, unless you somehow shout your address into a comment box.
 

By continuing to use this site, you're cool with that.

We don’t sell, lease, trade, or swap your info with:

• Data brokers

• Third-party marketers

• The Illuminati

• That one multi-state operator that keeps emailing us for ad space
   

The only scenario where your info goes anywhere else is if we are legally forced to disclose it. That has never happened, and hopefully never will.

This site may use cookies—tiny digital breadcrumbs that help us keep the site functional, load faster, or recognize you when you return for more Boof. They’re the kind of cookies that make the site remember what font size you like, not the kind that spy on your soul.
 

You can disable them in your browser settings, or just clear your cache the same way you clear your conscience after smoking the last of the stash and lying about it.

We keep your email in our newsletter list until you unsubscribe or until the Boof ship sinks into the sea of bankrupt cannabis media outlets. Whichever comes first.
 

Contact form submissions are securely stored through our website platform and may be retained for record-keeping, moderation, or follow-up purposes. Submission data may be kept longer if necessary for compliance, legal obligations, or internal documentation.

Boof du Jour sometimes links to other websites, like press releases, government sites, or meme references that make us look smart. We are not responsible for their privacy practices. If you end up on a weird investor site after clicking a link in one of our articles, that’s on you.

This site is not intended for minors. If you're under 18 (or 21, depending on where you live), go do your homework and stop trying to read satire about cannabis regulation and moldy pre-rolls. We don’t collect information knowingly from children, and if we ever find out we did, we will delete it faster than an MSO deletes negative comments on Instagram.

• Unsubscribe from our emails anytime

• Email us to ask what info we have (spoiler: it’s just your email)

• Request deletion of your data (we’ll do it)

• Print this policy and roll a joint with it (not recommended)

We might update this policy at any time, because we’re either growing or being sued. If anything changes materially (like if we suddenly start mining crypto with your form submissions), we’ll let you know.
 

We won’t sneak anything in. We’re not Weedmaps.