Field Dispatch

Michigan regulators opened packages identified as marijuana flower and reportedly found material resembling dirt and mulch. Millie Montana has now pioneered drug trafficking in reverse.

Trump gives legacy operators and corporate executives 90 days to build competing cannabis companies. Both teams prove indispensable, fire the people who understand the other side and discover who actually makes money from legal weed.

Oklahoma built a $4.9 million reference laboratory to confront lab shopping, potency inflation and contaminated products. The instruments are operational. Much of the independent accountability system is still completing accreditation.

LAS VEGAS — Attendees at this week's cannabis conference were reportedly stunned after realizing that approximately 87% of all cannabis executives arrived wearing the exact same outfit.

There’s a Slack channel called #springfield-seo-war-room that currently contains seven agencies, three freelancers, two AI writing tools, and a handful of “strategists” who speak exclusively in phrases like “content velocity” and “authority signals” but couldn’t point to a single page they’ve actually improved if you put a gun to their Patagonia vest.

After months of surveillance, leaked footage, and one extremely unstable budtender who claims he “saw the portal,” we can now confirm that Chelsea Mulligan is not entirely human. She is a retail-compliance cyborg sent from the year 2042 to prevent the extinction of real dispensaries. We repeat. She is not here by accident.

LAS VEGAS, NV. What began as a simple sit down with David Tran, founder of Dope Magazine and Fairchild Events, quickly spiraled into what investigators are now calling “a multi day endurance test disguised as journalism.”

LAS VEGAS - Tourists expecting neon excess at Planet 13 Las Vegas this weekend instead found something even more surreal: Dan Bilzerian behind the counter asking if they prefer sativa or “something chill.” Yes. That Dan.