The Full Boof

Filed from a bunker somewhere under Bentonville, Arkansas, where the kush is mid, the vibes are worse, and the C-suite just went full...

Live from Cell Block D, where the blunt rotation has outlasted two hunger strikes and a stabbing By the time you read this, I will still...

The DEA said weed might be worse than meth. So we gave out both and kept score. For science. By your Boof du Jour field correspondent,...

UK Border Force Introduces Frequent Flier Program for Dumbasses With Dank in Their Duffle LONDON, ENGLAND —  I’m reporting live from...

Filed in a haze by your disoriented correspondent, live from somewhere between certified and certified fucked. ST. LOUIS — 10:43 P.M.,...

A Logistics Model so Unhinged it Somehow Makes DoorDash Look Like the Postal Service. TACOMA, WA —  I’ve just been nearly  run over by a...

Filed live from Atlantic City by your terp-scorched, eye-twitching Boof du Jour correspondent who just witnessed the SAP in action and...

I am Muskaline! I see all timelines! OSAGE BEACH, MO —  It’s 1:38 a.m. I’m hiding behind what I thought was a hay bale, but it’s just a...

Reporting live from the epicenter of a Cheech & Chong-level coverup By Boof du Jour Staff   Reporting live from the epicenter of a Cheech...

Because your passive-aggressive ass can’t just dump them So you accidentally started dating someone who “doesn’t do weed.”  And by...

Reporting Live from the Blood-Slicked Carpet of a Pop-Up Gone Wrong LOS ANGELES —  I am currently crouched behind an overturned Tyson 2.0...

Filed from California, where dreams go to get turned into vape carts and lawsuits LOS ANGELES —  It’s 10:13 AM and I’m already sweating...

Have You Seen Our Tunnel? It’s Literally Cooler Down There. Like, Temperature-Wise. SOMEWHERE BELOW MISSOURI —  I’ve been crawling...

Filed from the frontlines of America’s loudest minor felony — where pop-punk met THC-O and nobody passed the drug test. SAN BERNARDINO,...

“We're updating the model to just recommend GMO and say, ‘Hell yeah, bro.’ It's what the people want.” t’s 3:12 PM and I’m crammed into...

You’d be shocked how many dudes will give us their email just to see my terp pearls bounce. HEMET, CALIFORNIA — I’m writing this from the...

Filed From the Frontlines of Rectal Wellness I don’t know how the fuck I got here, but I’m kneeling on a velvet cushion in the middle of...

This is Hall of Flowers 2025, where cannabis culture has officially OD’d on itself. SANTA ROSA, CA  — I’m typing this with my back...

He didn’t cheat the game — he just played it a few centuries early. SEATTLE, WA  — Seth Yakatan didn’t rise through the cannabis ranks—he...

They Promised Me Overtime, I Got Rat Shit and a Tent. PESCADERO, CA  — I arrived on foot, hungover and underprepared, to what local...