The Full Boof

Because your passive-aggressive ass can’t just dump them So you accidentally started dating someone who “doesn’t do weed.”  And by...

Reporting Live from the Blood-Slicked Carpet of a Pop-Up Gone Wrong LOS ANGELES —  I am currently crouched behind an overturned Tyson 2.0...

Filed from California, where dreams go to get turned into vape carts and lawsuits LOS ANGELES —  It’s 10:13 AM and I’m already sweating...

Have You Seen Our Tunnel? It’s Literally Cooler Down There. Like, Temperature-Wise. SOMEWHERE BELOW MISSOURI —  I’ve been crawling...

Filed from the frontlines of America’s loudest minor felony — where pop-punk met THC-O and nobody passed the drug test. SAN BERNARDINO,...

“We're updating the model to just recommend GMO and say, ‘Hell yeah, bro.’ It's what the people want.” t’s 3:12 PM and I’m crammed into...

You’d be shocked how many dudes will give us their email just to see my terp pearls bounce. HEMET, CALIFORNIA — I’m writing this from the...

Filed From the Frontlines of Rectal Wellness I don’t know how the fuck I got here, but I’m kneeling on a velvet cushion in the middle of...

This is Hall of Flowers 2025, where cannabis culture has officially OD’d on itself. SANTA ROSA, CA  — I’m typing this with my back...

He didn’t cheat the game — he just played it a few centuries early. SEATTLE, WA  — Seth Yakatan didn’t rise through the cannabis ranks—he...

They Promised Me Overtime, I Got Rat Shit and a Tent. PESCADERO, CA  — I arrived on foot, hungover and underprepared, to what local...

This Eighth Failed More Tests Than I Did in High School By Boof du Jour Field Correspondent, Reporting Live from the Backseat of a Hertz...

Reportedly Resigned Before First Meeting After Leaking Falsified Lab Results SANTA ROSA, CA —  If you ever wondered what would happen if...

A velvet-draped launch party for genetically questionable edibles shaped like a family secret—and marketed like gospel. WEST HOLLYWOOD,...

We Didn’t Find Enlightenment—It Found Us, Lit, and Dabbed on a Flat Rock JOSHUA TREE, CA — What started as a casual podcast interview...

Turns Out “Live” Resin Doesn’t Mean You’ll Stay That Way GRAND RAPIDS, MI —  The smell out here is a mix of fear, expired distillate, and...

No signage. No pricing. Just 8ths in designer jars and a crowd that looked like Hypebeast got jumped by the 710 Labs fan club. LOS...

Where your blunt is a right, and a reason for a strip search Welcome to the United States of Amnesia, where cannabis laws change faster...

Inside the God-fearing, vape-slinging backwoods logic keeping weed illegal in 2025 NASHVILLE, TN —  I am broadcasting live from the...

Inside Sweet Leaf’s desperate comeback tour—featuring bad dabs, fake reiki, and the same energy that got them raided the first time....