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The Full Boof


I Tested My Weed in Five States and It Came Back as a Sleep Aid, a Stimulant, and a State Park
This Eighth Failed More Tests Than I Did in High School By Boof du Jour Field Correspondent, Reporting Live from the Backseat of a Hertz...
Jun 18, 20253 min read


Mike Waltz Leaves National Security Post for Short-Lived Role at Ember Valley
Reportedly Resigned Before First Meeting After Leaking Falsified Lab Results SANTA ROSA, CA — If you ever wondered what would happen if...
Jun 18, 20252 min read


YEEat Pray Love: Kanye Launches Penis-Shaped Edibles Modeled After His Cousin—Says It’s About “Generational Healing”
A velvet-draped launch party for genetically questionable edibles shaped like a family secret—and marketed like gospel. WEST HOLLYWOOD,...
Jun 18, 20253 min read


We Sat Down with Beard Bros and Accidentally Joined a Cult
We Didn’t Find Enlightenment—It Found Us, Lit, and Dabbed on a Flat Rock JOSHUA TREE, CA — What started as a casual podcast interview...
Jun 18, 20252 min read


BLOOM RECALL ZONE — Vape Oil, MCT, and a Whole Lotta Regret in Michigan
Turns Out “Live” Resin Doesn’t Mean You’ll Stay That Way GRAND RAPIDS, MI — The smell out here is a mix of fear, expired distillate, and...
Jun 18, 20253 min read


We Infiltrated a Doja Exclusive Drop and It Was Like Burning Man for Clout Chasers
No signage. No pricing. Just 8ths in designer jars and a crowd that looked like Hypebeast got jumped by the 710 Labs fan club. LOS...
Jun 18, 20253 min read


A BRUTAL, HONEST MAP OF WEED LAWS IN AMERICA
Where your blunt is a right, and a reason for a strip search Welcome to the United States of Amnesia, where cannabis laws change faster...
Jun 18, 20253 min read


“God, Guns, and Delta-8” — Tennessee Lawmakers Still Think Weed Is a Gateway to Hell
Inside the God-fearing, vape-slinging backwoods logic keeping weed illegal in 2025 NASHVILLE, TN — I am broadcasting live from the...
Jun 18, 20253 min read


Sweet Leaf Relaunches With a Wellness Fair and a Vape Sponsor—What Could Go Wrong?
Inside Sweet Leaf’s desperate comeback tour—featuring bad dabs, fake reiki, and the same energy that got them raided the first time....
Jun 18, 20253 min read


“Weed for Warriors” Charity Game Canceled After Both Teams Forfeit Due to Lack of Veterans, Planning, or Basic Interest
Live from the most embarrassing Memorial Day cannabis event in the country ST. CHARLES, MO — It’s Memorial Day, and I’m standing in a...
Jun 18, 20253 min read


“Daddy’s Lunchables Just Hit Different”
Child Trips Balls on Cartoon Bear Candy While Parents Play the Dumb Card I’m crouched next to a Sheriff-branded SUV outside a modest...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
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