Compliance Survival Dad Hat

Every dispensary worker’s favorite phrase.

For the budtenders who’ve had to redo tags at 8:59 PM.
For the managers who’ve submitted the same manifest three times.
For anyone who’s ever screamed “why won’t it sync” into the void.

This hat isn’t just merch. It’s therapy.

Wear it to work. Wear it to your audit. Wear it to your disciplinary hearing.
METRC can track inventory. It can’t track feelings.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle