Crookies™ Hoodie

For everyone who’s ever bought a $60 eighth and realized halfway through the blunt that it was just branding in a Mylar bag.

This hoodie is a straight-up indictment of hype weed, inflated egos, and that one company that turned streetwear into a smokescreen.

Crookies™
Because not everyone who sells gas is pushing fire. Some of them are just robbing you politely.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem