Fuck Metrc Dad Hat

For operators who’ve spent more time fixing inventory discrepancies than actually moving inventory.

Wear it while recounting packages, reopening support tickets, explaining ghost quantities to regulators, and discovering that the system designed to track everything has once again lost the fucking plot.

Seed to sale.

Complaint to support ticket.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle