Future Profits Hoodie

For executives who keep promising “next quarter” like it’s a strain drop.

This is the uniform for investor calls that end in silence, compliance raids that end in tears, and balance sheets that end in Chapter 11. Every stitch is a reminder that your forecast is fiction.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem