M.G.D.F.G.A. Snapback

They said they’d build the best dispensary in the South. They gave us unpaid invoices instead.

Inspired by the Arkansas weed cartel’s finest failures, the GDF Legacy Cap is embroidered with the only words that could possibly be funnier than their brand promise:

“MAKE GDF GREAT AGAIN” — like that was ever on the table.

This hat doesn’t endorse shit.
It’s a souvenir from the wreckage.
A retirement gift for every fired hourly worker.
A collector’s item from the donation that bought cannabis a seat at the Trump table — and gave us nothing back but DEI panels and layoffs.

Made for those who’ve survived GDF management meetings and still haven’t been paid.

Wear it to your exit interview. Or court date. Or straight into the next Board of Pharmacy hearing.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)