No Comment Crewneck

For everyone with something important to say, provided their name, company, title, location, and entire fucking existence remain off the record.

Perfect for press conferences, emergency board meetings, regulator interviews, and quietly explaining that you were absolutely not involved.

We protect our sources.

Mostly because half of them would get fired.

Disclaimer: Runs a little small, just like the circle of people you can trust in this industry. Order one size up for a more comfortable fit.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem