The Flower-First Policy Tee

This oversized shirt is for every buyer who’s had to stand there while a sales rep explains their “brand story,” hands you a koozie nobody asked for, and somehow forgets to mention the actual flower until minute twelve.

Throw this on and you can skip the small talk entirely. This t-shirt handles the negotiation for you: stop waving lanyards in my face and show me the fucking weed.

Perfect for dispensary staff, buyers, managers, and anyone who’s ever survived a cannabis conference without committing a felony.

Wear it to work. Wear it to MJBiz. Wear it to warn every rep within a 20-foot radius:

If you didn’t bring heat, don’t bring swag.

• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label