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Hyper-realistic photo of BudSpace, a fictional coworking space for unemployed budtenders in Michigan, featuring cannabis decor, exposed brick, and empty chairs.

BudSpace™: Now You Too Can Pay Rent to Pretend You Still Work in Weed

Michigan cannabis workers can now pay rent to pretend they still work in weed. Introducing BudSpace: Wi-Fi, exposed brick, no job. Just vibes.

Field Dispatch

Aug 29, 20253 min read

Cannabis DNA testing lab workers at Canncestry.com revealing that all strains are genetically identical, parodying Ancestry.com branding

AN ANCESTRY.COM SPINOFF JUST PROVED YOUR WEED ISN’T SPECIAL

Canncestry.com™, the cannabis DNA test from Ancestry.com, just confirmed your $65 eighth is the same Blue Dream you smoked in 2012. Turns out genetic transparency isn’t good for business.

Boofonomics

Aug 21, 20253 min read

A man dressed as Willy Wonka in a velvet jacket, bow tie, and top hat stands smiling in front of several people dressed as Oompa Loompas, all wearing matching costumes with green wigs and face paint.

BREAKING: Kyle Kazan Replaces Undocumented Workers with Oompa Loompas, Declares Himself "Mr. Wonka" of Weed

After an ICE raid rocked Glass House Farms, CEO Kyle Kazan reportedly replaced undocumented labor with Oompa Loompas — literally. This satirical exposé unpacks California weed’s most deranged pivot yet, where cosplay, compliance, and corporate delusion collide.

Exposés

Aug 8, 20253 min read

Realistic depiction of New York dispensary owners caught in a dystopian survival scenario, referencing the Proximity Correction policy.

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR ZIP CODE: New York’s Proximity Correction Notice Sparks Cannabis Hunger Games

New York approved over 150 dispensaries too close to schools. Now they’re making licensees fight for survival in a real-world cannabis Hunger Games. This Field Dispatch goes inside the madness — Tributes, districts, and all.

Field Dispatch

Jul 29, 20254 min read