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Missouri Grants Transport License to Man with a Lime Scooter and a Trash Bag
Citing “low barriers to entry” and “vibes,” the state issued credentials to a man seen zipping down I-70 with flower, edibles, and what...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
$2M Anti-Aging Freak vs. Chuck from Enterprise—Who’s Actually Healthier?
In the world’s most unnecessary health showdown, we put Bryan Johnson—tech millionaire, human lab rat, and walking Neutrogena ad—head-to-head with Chuck—a 34-year-old assistant manager at Enterprise Car Rental who eats gas station sushi and owns exactly one towel.
May 22, 20252 min read
Cannabis Companies Raise Prices Citing Tariffs, Musk Tweets, and Mercury in Gatorade
By Boof du Jour Staff Inflation-choked, terp-deprived, and financially abused In an industry where a stale eighth already costs more...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
Adam Bierman Launches ‘Weed Empire: The Game Show’ – Where Social Equity Applicants Battle to the Death for a Dispensary License He Doesn’t Even Own
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — In the kind of plot twist that makes late-stage capitalism feel like a snuff film,...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
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