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Where cash flow goes to die. Track unpaid invoices, vanished brands, and the great financial ghosting epidemic haunting cannabis retail.
DISTRO DEBT
The Cannabis Company That Couldn't Pay: Heya Wellness Sued After $60K Invoice Vanishes Into the Void
Built on Vibes, Funded by Excuses, Sued by Everyone ST. LOUIS COUNTY, MO — Heya Wellness—the Missouri dispensary chain that ghosts...
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Revolutionary Clinics Can Afford David Ortiz, But Not the Fucking Rent
Inside the high-margin illusion of Massachusetts cannabis—where brands pay influencers before landlords, and still act surprised when the...
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LeafLink’s “Fairness Through Fees” Model Inspires Widespread Vomiting Across Cannabis Supply Chain
Cannabis Commerce as Designed by a Toll Booth In an inspiring pivot toward financial self-immolation, LeafLink has unveiled a bold new...
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Harvest Farm Group’s Latest Financial Filing Just Reads: “LMAO”
Do Not Invest, Do Not Pass GO, Do Not Let This Man Near A Farm Again LOS ANGELES — In a final, stunning demonstration of cannabis...
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Acreage CFO Invents New Accounting Genre: Financial Fan Fiction
A visionary in creative math, Acreage’s CFO bypasses traditional reporting in favor of vibes, ambition, and whatever QuickBooks lets you...
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Cannabis Companies: Cash-Rich but Bank-Poor
They’ve got vaults full of cash, nowhere to put it, and CFOs learning how to Venmo vendors from burner phones. Welcome to weed’s unbanked...
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La Mota’s House of Cards: Oregon’s Favorite Cannabis Chain Can’t Stop Not Paying People
By Boof du Jour Investigations Unit PORTLAND, OR — In Oregon’s booming cannabis sector, where “compliance” means remembering to unlock...
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