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Los Angeles Launches Cannabis Tax Amnesty Program After Discovering the Entire Industry Is Broke
Los Angeles is considering a cannabis tax amnesty program after discovering more than 500 licensed operators collectively owe roughly $400 million in unpaid taxes. The proposal may recover only a fraction of the debt, exposing a harsh reality the industry has been ignoring for years: the economics of legal cannabis in California never worked.
Mar 114 min read
Dan Bilzerian Spotted Working the Counter at Planet 13, Tells Customer “Yeah Bro, This One’s Indica… I Think”
LAS VEGAS - Tourists expecting neon excess at Planet 13 Las Vegas this weekend instead found something even more surreal: Dan Bilzerian behind the counter asking if they prefer sativa or “something chill.”
Yes. That Dan.
Feb 162 min read
How Much Does Heya Wellness Owe You? We’re Letting the Comments Do the Accounting
This isn’t satire.
This isn’t a rumor mill.
This isn’t “sources familiar with the matter.”
This is Boof du Jour opening the comments and asking a very simple question about Heya Wellness:
How much money do they owe you?
Just the number.
Feb 72 min read
The Cannabis Company That Couldn't Pay: Heya Wellness Sued After $60K Invoice Vanishes Into the Void
Built on Vibes, Funded by Excuses, Sued by Everyone ST. LOUIS COUNTY, MO — Heya Wellness—the Missouri dispensary chain that ghosts...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
Revolutionary Clinics Can Afford David Ortiz, But Not the Fucking Rent
Inside the high-margin illusion of Massachusetts cannabis—where brands pay influencers before landlords, and still act surprised when the...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
LeafLink’s “Fairness Through Fees” Model Inspires Widespread Vomiting Across Cannabis Supply Chain
Cannabis Commerce as Designed by a Toll Booth In an inspiring pivot toward financial self-immolation, LeafLink has unveiled a bold new...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
Harvest Farm Group’s Latest Financial Filing Just Reads: “LMAO”
Do Not Invest, Do Not Pass GO, Do Not Let This Man Near A Farm Again LOS ANGELES — In a final, stunning demonstration of cannabis...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
Acreage CFO Invents New Accounting Genre: Financial Fan Fiction
A visionary in creative math, Acreage’s CFO bypasses traditional reporting in favor of vibes, ambition, and whatever QuickBooks lets you...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
Cannabis Companies: Cash-Rich but Bank-Poor
They’ve got vaults full of cash, nowhere to put it, and CFOs learning how to Venmo vendors from burner phones. Welcome to weed’s unbanked...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
La Mota’s House of Cards: Oregon’s Favorite Cannabis Chain Can’t Stop Not Paying People
By Boof du Jour Investigations Unit PORTLAND, OR — In Oregon’s booming cannabis sector, where “compliance” means remembering to unlock...
Jun 4, 20253 min read
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