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“Turn in Your Dealer” and Save 10%: Housing Works Launches Bold New Program to Trap Stoners With Receipts and Reward Snitching With Store Credit
Rewarding snitching with store credit—brought to you by people who’ve never been to a sesh. NEW YORK, NY — In an inspired moment of...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
Illinois Hosts Inaugural Cannabis Transport Equity Games — Winner Gets Token License and $5 Gas Card
Touted as a “celebration of opportunity,” the event featured twelve grueling events, zero follow-up support, and one lucky applicant...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
Puffcon 2025 Has Evolved Into a Giant Customer Support Center With Live DJs
If you've never seen a man openly weep while cradling a dab rig in 90-degree heat, you’ve never been to Puffcon 2025. What was once billed as a futuristic stoner utopia has now fully transitioned into a glorified vape exchange pop-up — part tech support summit, part Burning Man for broken electronics, and entirely unhinged.
May 21, 20253 min read
THC Seltzer Hype Exposed: Thousands of iPhones Found in Cartel-Run LinkedIn Pharming Operation
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team BROOKLYN — In what authorities are calling “the dumbest fucking scandal to ever involve...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
Monopoly Melts Promises to Bridge the Legacy Market — By Keeping One Foot Firmly in the Black Market
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — In a stunning display of self-awareness wrapped in pure fucking delusion, California...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
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