The Full Boof

A velvet-draped launch party for genetically questionable edibles shaped like a family secret—and marketed like gospel. WEST HOLLYWOOD,...

We Didn’t Find Enlightenment—It Found Us, Lit, and Dabbed on a Flat Rock JOSHUA TREE, CA — What started as a casual podcast interview...

Wall Street delusion meets bodega weed reality as New York cannabis bros finally discover what supply and demand actually means. MARKET...

Investors stunned as Germany’s most trusted candy accidentally outperforms half the cannabis industry by simply fucking up a batch of...

Inside the recycled grift of 818 Brands, where failed LED startups and mid-tier flower get repackaged as a premium lifestyle cult for the...

Margins Are Sky-High. Patients Are Broke. And the Market Calls It “Progress.” By Boof du Jour Market Intelligence   Cannabis Industry...

With markets in freefall and retirement accounts turning to mulch, experts now recommend dumping your savings into solventless extracts...

Compiled while staring at a Cookies receipt and questioning everything Boofonomics Market Brief: Brand Hype, Retail Theft, and Berner’s...

Rewarding snitching with store credit—brought to you by people who’ve never been to a sesh. NEW YORK, NY —  In an inspired moment of...

Touted as a “celebration of opportunity,” the event featured twelve grueling events, zero follow-up support, and one lucky applicant...

If you've never seen a man openly weep while cradling a dab rig in 90-degree heat, you’ve never been to Puffcon 2025. What was once billed as a futuristic stoner utopia has now fully transitioned into a glorified vape exchange pop-up — part tech support summit, part Burning Man for broken electronics, and entirely unhinged.

By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team BROOKLYN — In what authorities are calling “the dumbest fucking scandal to ever involve...

By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — In a stunning display of self-awareness wrapped in pure fucking delusion, California...