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FIELD DISPATCH: We Found the “Premium” Indoor Flower - It’s an Outdoor Field Wearing a Blazer
Somewhere off a two-lane highway, behind a “No Trespassing” sign that hasn’t worked since Obama.
Boof du Jour has located the source of your state’s most “exclusive,” “small-batch,” “hand-trimmed,” “top-shelf,” “award-winning” flower.
Dec 20, 20252 min read


Trump “Rescheduling” Cannabis: What This Actually Does (And Who It Screws Anyway)
Trump “Rescheduling” Cannabis: What This Actually Does (And Who It Screws Anyway)
Dec 16, 20253 min read


HIGH TIMES HOSTAGE SITUATION: RAW CEO EXPLODES AT ANY MENTION OF ‘BOOF DU JOUR’ AS STAFF ARE FORCED TO EAT PAPERS IN FRONT OF THE BOARD
By Boof du Jour - The Only Publication Josh Can’t Roll Up and Smoke The resurrection of High Times was supposed to be wholesome. A comeback story. A phoenix rising from 30 years of unpaid invoices and whatever that Reg A scam fever dream was supposed to be. Instead, the once-iconic brand has reportedly devolved into a workplace so unstable it makes Vice look like a Fortune 500 development camp. Sources inside the RAW-powered High Times reboot describe an atmosphere best su
Dec 13, 20253 min read


The Chris Peterson Invitational: Muha Meds’ Big, Beautiful, Stupid Alibi
A Michigan dispensary got caught giving away nearly 2,000 grams of concentrate under a fake name — so in a last-ditch PR stunt straight out of a fever dream, they hosted a statewide gathering of every real Chris Peterson they could find. It didn’t prove innocence, but it did prove how far the cannabis industry will go to avoid admitting it screwed up.
Nov 15, 20254 min read


Hemp’s Last Stand: Congress Accidentally Nukes a Whole Industry Because They Don’t Know What the Hell a Cannabinoid Is
Congress didn’t tighten hemp rules — they accidentally carpet-bombed the entire industry. With one sloppy amendment, they killed Delta-8, THCA, minor cannabinoids, and most CBD products. Boof du Jour breaks down the federal panic attack that turned hemp into contraband overnight.
Nov 14, 20254 min read


Vendor Fight Club: The Networking Mixer From Hell
Boof du Jour hosted a “vendor networking event.” The twist? It was a fight club for unpaid invoices. Cookies, 710 Labs, WYLD, and Trulieve faced their vendors in the ring for the first-ever Net-30 Invitational.
Nov 7, 20254 min read


Cop Math: How 132 Gummies Turn Into “Almost a Kilo” — and Maybe a Death Sentence
132 cannabis gummies. $400 in value. 869 grams on the police scale. A U.S. basketball player in Jakarta now faces life or death because of “Cop Math” — the global farce where a box of candy weighs more than human rights.
Oct 6, 20255 min read


BudSpace™: Now You Too Can Pay Rent to Pretend You Still Work in Weed
Michigan cannabis workers can now pay rent to pretend they still work in weed. Introducing BudSpace: Wi-Fi, exposed brick, no job. Just vibes.
Aug 29, 20253 min read


AN ANCESTRY.COM SPINOFF JUST PROVED YOUR WEED ISN’T SPECIAL
Canncestry.com™, the cannabis DNA test from Ancestry.com, just confirmed your $65 eighth is the same Blue Dream you smoked in 2012. Turns out genetic transparency isn’t good for business.
Aug 21, 20253 min read


The Cannabis Testing Lab Cartel — Who's Profiting Off Your Poison
Cannabis labs across the U.S. are inflating THC, hiding mold, and dodging regulators. Meanwhile, brands and MSOs play along to chase profits. We break down the financial rot—lab by lab, state by state.
Aug 7, 20252 min read


I Tracked Down a JuicyFields Scammer. He’s Still Rich.
One JuicyFields scammer is still free, still rich, and still pitching bullshit from an Airbnb in Spain. We found him. He rolled a blunt. We rolled tape.
Aug 1, 20253 min read


The Yearly Weed Divorce Clause: Congress Extends Cannabis Protections Like a Bad Ex Who Won’t Move Out
Another fiscal year, another bullshit promise. Congress extends cannabis protections again—without real reform, without commitment, and without shame. Welcome to the Yearly Weed Divorce Clause.
Jul 30, 20253 min read


THREE SHOPS, ONE DEALER, AND THE GREAT HEMP SHOP DELUSION
We visited three Connecticut weed shops—one legal, one sketchy, one pretending to sell hemp—and met the same dealer at every single one. Welcome to the John Paul multiverse.
Jul 21, 20254 min read


BOOF DU JOUR TESTS CBD AS A BINGE DRINKING CURE — Woke Up Crossfaded, Broke and Still Drunk
Inside our completely unscientific investigation into the “CBD prevents binge drinking” claim — featuring bad ideas, worse execution, and...
Jul 8, 20252 min read


Cannabis Industry Sees Banking Reform as Glimmer of Hope, Mistakes It for Profitability
Boofonomics Special Report – “Cash Poor, Hope High” Edition The cannabis industry is absolutely losing its fucking mind over the latest...
Jul 7, 20254 min read


Insuring A Cannabis Company in 2025 Now Costs More Than Starting One
Underwritten by panic, tailored by fear, and sold by brokers who treat you like Mafia collateral. Cannabis operators across the U.S. are...
Jul 3, 20253 min read


Hemp Goes to Court: The 8th Circuit Hands the Market Back to Cops, Lawsuits, and Confused Retailers
“The only certainty in hemp is that your business plan is about to get fucked.” Market Shock: 8th Circuit Delivers Legal Whiplash to Hemp...
Jul 2, 20253 min read


MISSOURI PROPOSES THC CAP TO PROTECT SUBURBAN PARENTS FROM THEMSELVES
State regulators unveil bold new strategy to make legal weed just shitty enough to lose to the plug again. Welcome to “safety.” FOR...
Jul 1, 20253 min read


Hemp is Over: Congress Accidentally Votes to Ban Half the Industry While Thinking About Their Grandkids
In a bold pivot toward nostalgia, the House aims to kill hemp-derived THC nationwide—protecting children, consolidating power, and once...
Jun 24, 20254 min read


MASSACHUSETTS JUST DEREGULATED CANNABIS BY CALLING IT “EQUITY”
The CCC is dead. The MSOs are thrilled. And Beacon Hill just legalized corporate fuckery in broad daylight. BOSTON — In a state where...
Jun 23, 20254 min read
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