The Full Boof

The DEA’s mid-2025 cannabis report proves reform is a farce. Quotas stay. Licenses stall. Rescheduling is just theater. Boof breaks down the real playbook.

McKee Foods enters the THC arena with “Lil Debbie,” a Black cartoon reboot of their iconic snack cake brand—now selling infused brownies at gas stations. It’s not a rebrand. It’s weaponized nostalgia for stoners, with a side of corporate cringe.

Cresco just bailed on California. Again. Their $825M distro dream is now part of the California Exit Index — a growing graveyard of MSOs who thought capital beats culture. Here's why they failed, what it says about weed finance, and who’s next.

Oversupply, sales drops, and total desperation — Michigan’s cannabis market is falling apart. Some dispensaries are stuffing weed in ceiling tiles to hit quotas.

Germany’s weed rollout is what happens when bureaucrats get high on paperwork and paranoia. No dispensaries, no fun — just clubs, quotas, and confusion. We break down why Europe’s cannabis dream looks a lot like an American MSO’s bankruptcy hearing.

Trulieve just pledged $250K to Matt Gaetz if he can convince Trump to federally legalize weed. This is not satire. Well, not just.

TerrAscend just nuked its Michigan operations, screwing over workers and blaming the market. Boof du Jour breaks down the spin, the bullshit, and the brand's next doomed move.

The next chapter in American cannabis growth isn’t federal reform, profitability, or a better product. It ’s Europe. Because when all...

Boofonomics Special Report – “Cash Poor, Hope High” Edition The cannabis industry is absolutely losing its fucking mind over the latest...

Underwritten by panic, tailored by fear, and sold by brokers who treat you like Mafia collateral. Cannabis operators across the U.S. are...

“The only certainty in hemp is that your business plan is about to get fucked.” Market Shock: 8th Circuit Delivers Legal Whiplash to Hemp...

In a bold pivot toward nostalgia, the House aims to kill hemp-derived THC nationwide—protecting children, consolidating power, and once...

Lawsuit alleges breach of deal. Investors just relieved someone still wants to buy weed from them at all. In what may be the least...

With a 30% combined cannabis tax rate, the Land of 10,000 Lakes just became the Land of 10,000 Regrettable Receipts Minnesota has...

We recycle failure — and rebrand it with better fonts. The Tears-to-Mylar™ Buyback Program. A place where broken dreams go to get...

Wall Street delusion meets bodega weed reality as New York cannabis bros finally discover what supply and demand actually means. MARKET...

Investors stunned as Germany’s most trusted candy accidentally outperforms half the cannabis industry by simply fucking up a batch of...

Built on Vibes, Funded by Excuses, Sued by Everyone ST. LOUIS COUNTY, MO — Heya Wellness—the Missouri dispensary chain that ghosts...

Joe Rogan said modern weed is weird, and now your dispensary’s a tactical smoothie bar AUSTIN, TX — In what economists are calling “a...

Inside the high-margin illusion of Massachusetts cannabis—where brands pay influencers before landlords, and still act surprised when the...