The Full Boof

Underwritten by panic, tailored by fear, and sold by brokers who treat you like Mafia collateral. Cannabis operators across the U.S. are...

“The only certainty in hemp is that your business plan is about to get fucked.” Market Shock: 8th Circuit Delivers Legal Whiplash to Hemp...

In a bold pivot toward nostalgia, the House aims to kill hemp-derived THC nationwide—protecting children, consolidating power, and once...

Lawsuit alleges breach of deal. Investors just relieved someone still wants to buy weed from them at all. In what may be the least...

With a 30% combined cannabis tax rate, the Land of 10,000 Lakes just became the Land of 10,000 Regrettable Receipts Minnesota has...

We recycle failure — and rebrand it with better fonts. The Tears-to-Mylar™ Buyback Program. A place where broken dreams go to get...

Wall Street delusion meets bodega weed reality as New York cannabis bros finally discover what supply and demand actually means. MARKET...

Investors stunned as Germany’s most trusted candy accidentally outperforms half the cannabis industry by simply fucking up a batch of...

Built on Vibes, Funded by Excuses, Sued by Everyone ST. LOUIS COUNTY, MO — Heya Wellness—the Missouri dispensary chain that ghosts...

Joe Rogan said modern weed is weird, and now your dispensary’s a tactical smoothie bar AUSTIN, TX — In what economists are calling “a...

Inside the high-margin illusion of Massachusetts cannabis—where brands pay influencers before landlords, and still act surprised when the...

Inside the recycled grift of 818 Brands, where failed LED startups and mid-tier flower get repackaged as a premium lifestyle cult for the...

How a cannabis company with $100 million in revenue proved you can scale anything if you never pay anyone and lie convincingly enough on...

Cannabis CEOs Cut Jobs, Raise Prices, and Call It ‘Operational Discipline' UNITED STATES, 2025 — In a stunning show of late-capitalist...

Bill Could End Longstanding Government Tradition of Making Shit Up About Weed WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development that sent shockwaves...

Texas Is Selling Legal THC. They Just Haven’t Told The Cops Yet. AUSTIN, TX — In a rare bipartisan act of fiscal enlightenment and...

When Both Sides of the War on Drugs Are Funded by the Same Guy in Sunglasses WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunningly incoherent economic...

A Case Study in Overbranding, Underdelivering, and Executive-Level Delusion LONDON — Oxford Cannabinoid Technologies, once heralded as...

A Celebration of Excellence in Corporate Cliff-Diving, Cash Burn Rates, and the Art of Saying “We’re Fine” While Actively On Fire This...

“Aye, the pension wasn’t cutting it. Plus, I got tired of making jam.” GLASGOW, SCOTLAND — In a shocking-yet-inspiring turn of events,...