The Full Boof

Inside the recycled grift of 818 Brands, where failed LED startups and mid-tier flower get repackaged as a premium lifestyle cult for the...

How a cannabis company with $100 million in revenue proved you can scale anything if you never pay anyone and lie convincingly enough on...

Cannabis CEOs Cut Jobs, Raise Prices, and Call It ‘Operational Discipline' UNITED STATES, 2025 — In a stunning show of late-capitalist...

Bill Could End Longstanding Government Tradition of Making Shit Up About Weed WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development that sent shockwaves...

Texas Is Selling Legal THC. They Just Haven’t Told The Cops Yet. AUSTIN, TX — In a rare bipartisan act of fiscal enlightenment and...

When Both Sides of the War on Drugs Are Funded by the Same Guy in Sunglasses WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunningly incoherent economic...

A Case Study in Overbranding, Underdelivering, and Executive-Level Delusion LONDON — Oxford Cannabinoid Technologies, once heralded as...

A Celebration of Excellence in Corporate Cliff-Diving, Cash Burn Rates, and the Art of Saying “We’re Fine” While Actively On Fire This...

“Aye, the pension wasn’t cutting it. Plus, I got tired of making jam.” GLASGOW, SCOTLAND — In a shocking-yet-inspiring turn of events,...

Margins Are Sky-High. Patients Are Broke. And the Market Calls It “Progress.” By Boof du Jour Market Intelligence Cannabis Industry...

Cannabis Commerce as Designed by a Toll Booth In an inspiring pivot toward financial self-immolation, LeafLink has unveiled a bold new...

Do Not Invest, Do Not Pass GO, Do Not Let This Man Near A Farm Again LOS ANGELES — In a final, stunning demonstration of cannabis...

A visionary in creative math, Acreage’s CFO bypasses traditional reporting in favor of vibes, ambition, and whatever QuickBooks lets you...

With no rules, no accountability, and absolutely no one watching the wheel, New York’s weed supply chain has entered its final form: pure...

While regulators nap and brands rebrand, CCELL quietly steamrolls the vape game—one patented cartridge and offshore production run at a...

After years of strategic mismanagement and vibes-based accounting, Celadon’s top brass gracefully retreat into the shadows—purely...

With markets in freefall and retirement accounts turning to mulch, experts now recommend dumping your savings into solventless extracts...

They’ve got vaults full of cash, nowhere to put it, and CFOs learning how to Venmo vendors from burner phones. Welcome to weed’s unbanked...

Each NFT captures a proud moment in HEXO’s long tradition of spending big, due diligencing never, and calling it “strategic growth”...

After years of mastering vertical integration and vertical facial tension, Rivers trades shareholder calls for sword fights, bringing the...