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Florida Quietly Grants Distribution License to LLC Owned by Governor’s Golf Buddy
While hundreds wait in regulatory limbo, one well-timed backswing and a whisper on the 9th tee was all it took to move paperwork no one...
Jun 18, 20252 min read


New Regulation Requires All Cannabis Packaging to Be Approved by Children
To ensure maximum safety and zero adult appeal, state officials now require all weed packaging to pass a panel of fourth graders armed...
Jun 18, 20252 min read


Missouri Approves License Transfer from One White Guy to Another in Record Time
Licenses remain legally transferred. Morals remain legally missing. In a bold move that absolutely no one asked for but somehow everyone...
Jun 18, 20252 min read


FDA Grants Provisional “Oops All Beverages” License to Tilray Following $794M Loss and a Strong Hunch
After losing nearly a billion and pivoting for the seventh time this quarter, Tilray secures a federal hall pass to become the LaCroix of...
Jun 18, 20252 min read


Minnesota’s Cannabis Licensing Plan: A Beautiful Bureaucratic Disaster Masquerading as Progress
After months of community input, task forces, and well-catered meetings, Minnesota unveils a licensing process so convoluted it requires...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
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