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MONTANA BARS START SELLING WEED AFTER MISUNDERSTANDING GOVERNMENT MERGER
Montana merged its weed and booze regulators. Now bar owners think they can sell joints, dispensaries are advertising bourbon, and no one knows who's actually in charge. This isn’t reform — it’s a licensing disaster dressed up as efficiency.
Jul 28, 20253 min read
Germany’s Cannabis Future: Bureaucracy, Blunt Trauma, and Bundesboof
Germany’s weed rollout is what happens when bureaucrats get high on paperwork and paranoia. No dispensaries, no fun — just clubs, quotas, and confusion. We break down why Europe’s cannabis dream looks a lot like an American MSO’s bankruptcy hearing.
Jul 18, 20253 min read
DeSantis Revokes MMJ Cards—Claims It’s About Safety, Not the Voices
Ron DeSantis just gutted Florida’s MMJ program—revoking cards from past drug offenders and calling it “safety.” We call it fascism, Florida-style.
Jul 17, 20253 min read
VEGAS WEED LOUNGES POST-SMOKING BAN — BLACK MARKET CELEBRATES
Vegas banned smoking in cannabis lounges. The black market threw a celebration. We were there—in the fumes, the chaos, and the ridiculous compliance charade.
Jul 16, 20253 min read
MISSOURI LAUNCHES “SURPRISE” CANNABIS INSPECTIONS TO COMBAT TRANSPARENCY, COMMON SENSE
JEFFERSON CITY, MO — In a groundbreaking move to confuse, entrap, and mildly inconvenience cannabis operators statewide, Missouri...
Jul 10, 20253 min read
Hemp Goes to Court: The 8th Circuit Hands the Market Back to Cops, Lawsuits, and Confused Retailers
“The only certainty in hemp is that your business plan is about to get fucked.” Market Shock: 8th Circuit Delivers Legal Whiplash to Hemp...
Jul 2, 20253 min read
MISSOURI PROPOSES THC CAP TO PROTECT SUBURBAN PARENTS FROM THEMSELVES
State regulators unveil bold new strategy to make legal weed just shitty enough to lose to the plug again. Welcome to “safety.” FOR...
Jul 1, 20253 min read
TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC MORALITY AND MEDIOCRE POLICY
Texas Governor Greg Abbott Receives Prestigious “Accidental Cannabis Hero” Award After Vetoing THC Ban He Clearly Didn’t Understand In a...
Jun 30, 20253 min read
“Support Your Local Cartel”: New Jersey Proposes Prison Time for Not Buying State-Approved Weed
In a bold new strategy to fight affordability, New Jersey lawmakers want to criminalize anyone who dares to skip the dispensary and buy...
Jun 25, 20254 min read
METH VS. WEED — THE BOOF DU JOUR PSYCHOSIS TRIAL
The DEA said weed might be worse than meth. So we gave out both and kept score. For science. By your Boof du Jour field correspondent,...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
600 Pounds of Evidence ‘Missing’ from Police Lockup - Colorado High Again
Reporting live from the epicenter of a Cheech & Chong-level coverup By Boof du Jour Staff Reporting live from the epicenter of a Cheech...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
Terpli AI Virtual Budtender Has Existential Crisis After 4,000th Customer Asks for 'Your Highest THC, Bro'
“We're updating the model to just recommend GMO and say, ‘Hell yeah, bro.’ It's what the people want.” t’s 3:12 PM and I’m crammed into...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
I Tested My Weed in Five States and It Came Back as a Sleep Aid, a Stimulant, and a State Park
This Eighth Failed More Tests Than I Did in High School By Boof du Jour Field Correspondent, Reporting Live from the Backseat of a Hertz...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
BLOOM RECALL ZONE — Vape Oil, MCT, and a Whole Lotta Regret in Michigan
Turns Out “Live” Resin Doesn’t Mean You’ll Stay That Way GRAND RAPIDS, MI — The smell out here is a mix of fear, expired distillate, and...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
“Daddy’s Lunchables Just Hit Different”
Child Trips Balls on Cartoon Bear Candy While Parents Play the Dumb Card I’m crouched next to a Sheriff-branded SUV outside a modest...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
Congress Considers Letting Drug Policy Be Based on Reality for the First Time Since Nixon Took a Shit in the Oval Office
Bill Could End Longstanding Government Tradition of Making Shit Up About Weed WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development that sent shockwaves...
Jun 18, 20253 min read
New York Cannabis Supply Chain Achieves Full Enlightenment Through Total Lack of Oversight
With no rules, no accountability, and absolutely no one watching the wheel, New York’s weed supply chain has entered its final form: pure...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
State Awards Compliance Testing License to Lab Currently Being Sued for Faking Compliance Testing
Test Results May Vary—But Only Upward. HARTFORD, CT — In an inspiring display of blind optimism and spreadsheet-based licensing, the...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
Missouri's Annual DHSS Administrative Hold: A Beloved Industry Tradition
It’s not summer in Missouri until the admin hold hits and your whole supply chain gets ghosted by the state. Jefferson City, MO — As the...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
State Revokes Dispensary License After Learning Owner Thought ‘Compliance’ Was a Strain
After months of suspicious behavior and zero recordkeeping, regulators finally acted—moments after overhearing the owner ask if...
Jun 18, 20252 min read
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