The Full Boof

DEA federally registered more than 900 medical marijuana dispensaries, then built a closed provider network complete with out-of-network growers, unresolved tax coverage and a rule requiring the government to buy cannabis crops and sell them straight back.

Boof du Jour honors the 2026 cannabis products that perfected the packaging, partnerships, technology and launch campaigns before anybody checked what was inside.

JEFFERSON CITY, MO — Missouri has once again demonstrated its unmatched ability to take something relatively simple, run it through a legislative wood chipper, and hand the resulting pile of shit to cannabis dispensaries with instructions to figure it out themselves. This time, the issue is customer privacy. Beginning November 12, 2026, Missouri cannabis dispensaries will be prohibited from creating or retaining records containing adult-use consumers' identifying inform

Florida regulators found wastewater leaving a Trulieve cultivation property without a permit. The company’s new meteorology division would prefer everyone call it a highly localized compliance system.

Michigan regulators opened packages identified as marijuana flower and reportedly found material resembling dirt and mulch. Millie Montana has now pioneered drug trafficking in reverse.

A Florida grand jury traced $8.5 million from a settlement involving health care for low-income children into the campaign against marijuana legalization. The DeSantis administration cannot remember who authorized the transfer, but it remains extremely pleased with the result.

Madison Heights removes one Flock camera from a cannabis dispensary, creating a historic privacy zone where customers can show ID, join the loyalty program and complete a transaction beneath every other camera on the property.

After California recalls flower packaged with a collectible figurine, Backpackboyz finds the obvious solution: partner with BOOK IT! and count every eighth purchased as a completed book toward a free Personal Pan Pizza.

Following the state's sweeping crackdown on hemp-derived THC products, industry analysts say millions of Texans who purchased legal Delta-8, Delta-9 hemp, THCA, and other hemp-derived cannabinoids from licensed retailers now face an exciting new customer journey known simply as: "Text your cousin."

MONTGOMERY, AL — In a bold new effort to protect public health from the terrifying dangers of government-approved medicine, Alabama regulators have reportedly concluded that medical cannabis now ranks somewhere between uranium and unpasteurized raccoon milk on the state's official Danger Scale.

The drug-testing industry told a federal court that cannabis reform could cut medical review revenue by at least 35 percent, accidentally documenting how much prohibition is worth to the people paid to enforce it.

Oklahoma built a $4.9 million reference laboratory to confront lab shopping, potency inflation and contaminated products. The instruments are operational. Much of the independent accountability system is still completing accreditation.

Michigan processor GCM Waypoint agreed to close after regulators alleged interstate cannabis transport, missing cartridges, empty tagged boxes, untagged material and major inventory failures.

A new federal hemp definition will judge viable cannabis seeds by the THC concentration of their parent plants, turning genetics, ancestry and the possibility of germination into evidence of a future drug crime.

Critics say the DEA's marijuana rescheduling hearing was built to answer the question before the discussion even began. Boof examines a participant list, a process under fire, and the only mascot qualified to moderate it.

Kentucky's Jason Nemes wants physicians and businesses prosecuted for following expanded qualifying conditions. The only problem? Every medical cannabis state in America has been following the exact same script for years.

North Carolina lawmakers want to protect young people from hemp-derived cannabinoids by restricting purchases to those 21 and older. The only problem? The state already trusts some teenagers with significantly more life-altering decisions.

After years of raids and promises to shut down illegal dispensaries, Los Angeles may have stumbled upon a simpler strategy: if you can't eliminate the black market, maybe it's time to send it an invoice.