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The Full Boof
Vladimir Putin Named Chairman of the Board at Curaleaf in Shock Industry Takeover
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team WAKEFIELD, MA — In a move so batshit insane it somehow still makes more sense than Curaleaf’s...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
High Times Intellectual Property Up for Sale, Opening Bids Start at “Whatever You Got on You”
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — After decades spent riding the cultural coattails of a plant they never actually...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
Monopoly Melts Promises to Bridge the Legacy Market — By Keeping One Foot Firmly in the Black Market
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — In a stunning display of self-awareness wrapped in pure fucking delusion, California...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
MJBizCon Announces Complete Rebrand to CocaineBizCon After Finally Accepting Who Their Audience Is
By Boof du Jour Investigative Team LAS VEGAS — After years of pretending to care about cannabis, MJBizCon finally did what everyone in...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
NECANN to Host Over 400 Cannabis Brands, 390 of Which Will Be Gone by Next Year
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team BOSTON — The Northeast Cannabis Convention (NECANN), best known for stuffing more overpriced weed...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
Adam Bierman Launches ‘Weed Empire: The Game Show’ – Where Social Equity Applicants Battle to the Death for a Dispensary License He Doesn’t Even Own
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — In the kind of plot twist that makes late-stage capitalism feel like a snuff film,...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
Dark Horse or Trojan Horse – Dark Horse Gaming the Kentucky License System with 100+ Apps
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team FRANKFORT, KY — In what critics are calling “a masterclass in regulatory loophole abuse disguised...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
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