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SPOILED FLOWER & CORPORATE FUNGUS: CURALEAF’S LATEST MEDICAL WEED RECALL SMELLS EXACTLY HOW IT SHOULD
By Boof du Jour Investigative Team Filed from Connecticut, where even the medical weed now comes with an expiration date and a wellness...
May 14, 20253 min read
Steve D’Angelo’s High Orbit: How the Face of Cannabis Justice Burned the Bridge to the People He Claimed to Save
Moon-wrapped marketing, zero prisoners freed, and a legacy of corporate compliance that helped destroy California’s outdoor cannabis...
May 8, 20254 min read
THE PERKINELMER PIPE DREAM: Inside the $300 Million Clusterfuck That Made Labs Lie and Investors Cry
By Boof du Jour Investigations May 2025 – This article was fact-checked by no one because the truth is already worse than fiction. When...
May 5, 20254 min read
The Influencer Apocalypse: Washed-Up Weed Stars Convert a Dead Mall Into a Trap House, Get Raided Like It’s 2008
SEATTLE, WA — In a bold experiment in professional delusion and THC-induced dementia, a cast of washed-up cannabis influencers—led by...
Apr 29, 20256 min read
From Toddlers to Terpenes: Michael Halow and the Missouri Microbusiness Meat Wagon
By Boof du Jour Investigations Desk “Empowering communities, one back-alley handshake at a time.” ST. LOUIS, MO — In the twisted,...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
Cannabis Companies Raise Prices Citing Tariffs, Musk Tweets, and Mercury in Gatorade
By Boof du Jour Staff Inflation-choked, terp-deprived, and financially abused In an industry where a stale eighth already costs more...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
The Maineframe Scandal: How Wellness Connection Turned a Regulatory Office Into Their Side Hustle
By Boof du Jour Investigative Bureau April 2025 In the great pantheon of cannabis corruption, where stolen licenses, fake equity...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
THC Seltzer Hype Exposed: Thousands of iPhones Found in Cartel-Run LinkedIn Pharming Operation
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team BROOKLYN — In what authorities are calling “the dumbest fucking scandal to ever involve...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
Vladimir Putin Named Chairman of the Board at Curaleaf in Shock Industry Takeover
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team WAKEFIELD, MA — In a move so batshit insane it somehow still makes more sense than Curaleaf’s...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
High Times Intellectual Property Up for Sale, Opening Bids Start at “Whatever You Got on You”
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — After decades spent riding the cultural coattails of a plant they never actually...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
Monopoly Melts Promises to Bridge the Legacy Market — By Keeping One Foot Firmly in the Black Market
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — In a stunning display of self-awareness wrapped in pure fucking delusion, California...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
MJBizCon Announces Complete Rebrand to CocaineBizCon After Finally Accepting Who Their Audience Is
By Boof du Jour Investigative Team LAS VEGAS — After years of pretending to care about cannabis, MJBizCon finally did what everyone in...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
NECANN to Host Over 400 Cannabis Brands, 390 of Which Will Be Gone by Next Year
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team BOSTON — The Northeast Cannabis Convention (NECANN), best known for stuffing more overpriced weed...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
Adam Bierman Launches ‘Weed Empire: The Game Show’ – Where Social Equity Applicants Battle to the Death for a Dispensary License He Doesn’t Even Own
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team LOS ANGELES — In the kind of plot twist that makes late-stage capitalism feel like a snuff film,...
Apr 29, 20255 min read
Dark Horse or Trojan Horse – Dark Horse Gaming the Kentucky License System with 100+ Apps
By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team FRANKFORT, KY — In what critics are calling “a masterclass in regulatory loophole abuse disguised...
Apr 29, 20254 min read
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