The Full Boof

They Promised Me Overtime, I Got Rat Shit and a Tent. PESCADERO, CA  — I arrived on foot, hungover and underprepared, to what local...

Where your blunt is a right, and a reason for a strip search Welcome to the United States of Amnesia, where cannabis laws change faster...

Inside the God-fearing, vape-slinging backwoods logic keeping weed illegal in 2025 NASHVILLE, TN —  I am broadcasting live from the...

With a 30% combined cannabis tax rate, the Land of 10,000 Lakes just became the Land of 10,000 Regrettable Receipts Minnesota has...

Joe Rogan said modern weed is weird, and now your dispensary’s a tactical smoothie bar AUSTIN, TX —  In what economists are calling “a...

Texas Is Selling Legal THC. They Just Haven’t Told The Cops Yet. AUSTIN, TX —  In a rare bipartisan act of fiscal enlightenment and...

When Both Sides of the War on Drugs Are Funded by the Same Guy in Sunglasses WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunningly incoherent economic...

If you’ve ever run craps out of a basement while high, congratulations—you’re now eligible for a Vegas weed casino license. LAS VEGAS, NV...

Missouri Accidentally Conducts Controlled Study on How to Kill a Cannabis Market Before It Starts Jefferson City, MO – In a bold...

Where ‘Transparency’ Means ‘We Livestreamed the Grift’ FRANKFORT, KY —  If you recently lost out on a Kentucky medical cannabis license,...

Wearing his branded fleece and a thousand-yard stare, the exec rang up Delta-8 and mushroom gummies for seven hours before realizing the...

Officials blamed the error on a “clerical oversight,” though witnesses say the dog made three successful deliveries, applied for a loan,...

While hundreds wait in regulatory limbo, one well-timed backswing and a whisper on the 9th tee was all it took to move paperwork no one...

To ensure maximum safety and zero adult appeal, state officials now require all weed packaging to pass a panel of fourth graders armed...

Licenses remain legally transferred. Morals remain legally missing. In a bold move that absolutely no one asked for but somehow everyone...

After months of community input, task forces, and well-catered meetings, Minnesota unveils a licensing process so convoluted it requires...

By Boof du Jour Investigations Desk  “Empowering communities, one back-alley handshake at a time.” ST. LOUIS, MO —  In the twisted,...

By Boof du Jour Investigative Bureau   April 2025  In the great pantheon of cannabis corruption, where stolen licenses, fake equity...

By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team WAKEFIELD, MA — In a move so batshit insane it somehow still makes more sense than Curaleaf’s...

By the Boof du Jour Investigative Team FRANKFORT, KY — In what critics are calling “a masterclass in regulatory loophole abuse disguised...