The Full Boof

We visited three Connecticut weed shops—one legal, one sketchy, one pretending to sell hemp—and met the same dealer at every single one. Welcome to the John Paul multiverse.

Ron DeSantis just gutted Florida’s MMJ program—revoking cards from past drug offenders and calling it “safety.” We call it fascism, Florida-style.

JEFFERSON CITY, MO  — In a groundbreaking move to confuse, entrap, and mildly inconvenience cannabis operators statewide, Missouri...

The next chapter in American cannabis growth isn’t federal reform, profitability, or a better product. It ’s Europe. Because when all...

Underwritten by panic, tailored by fear, and sold by brokers who treat you like Mafia collateral. Cannabis operators across the U.S. are...

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Receives Prestigious “Accidental Cannabis Hero” Award After Vetoing THC Ban He Clearly Didn’t Understand In a...

In a bold new strategy to fight affordability, New Jersey lawmakers want to criminalize anyone who dares to skip the dispensary and buy...

Live from Cell Block D, where the blunt rotation has outlasted two hunger strikes and a stabbing By the time you read this, I will still...

UK Border Force Introduces Frequent Flier Program for Dumbasses With Dank in Their Duffle LONDON, ENGLAND —  I’m reporting live from...

They Promised Me Overtime, I Got Rat Shit and a Tent. PESCADERO, CA  — I arrived on foot, hungover and underprepared, to what local...

Where your blunt is a right, and a reason for a strip search Welcome to the United States of Amnesia, where cannabis laws change faster...

Inside the God-fearing, vape-slinging backwoods logic keeping weed illegal in 2025 NASHVILLE, TN —  I am broadcasting live from the...

With a 30% combined cannabis tax rate, the Land of 10,000 Lakes just became the Land of 10,000 Regrettable Receipts Minnesota has...

Joe Rogan said modern weed is weird, and now your dispensary’s a tactical smoothie bar AUSTIN, TX —  In what economists are calling “a...

Texas Is Selling Legal THC. They Just Haven’t Told The Cops Yet. AUSTIN, TX —  In a rare bipartisan act of fiscal enlightenment and...

When Both Sides of the War on Drugs Are Funded by the Same Guy in Sunglasses WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunningly incoherent economic...

If you’ve ever run craps out of a basement while high, congratulations—you’re now eligible for a Vegas weed casino license. LAS VEGAS, NV...

Missouri Accidentally Conducts Controlled Study on How to Kill a Cannabis Market Before It Starts Jefferson City, MO – In a bold...

Where ‘Transparency’ Means ‘We Livestreamed the Grift’ FRANKFORT, KY —  If you recently lost out on a Kentucky medical cannabis license,...

Wearing his branded fleece and a thousand-yard stare, the exec rang up Delta-8 and mushroom gummies for seven hours before realizing the...